Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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