I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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