Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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