I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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