Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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