Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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