chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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