operation have a gay friend backfired
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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