So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow