I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense