Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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