Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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