Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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