Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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