could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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