I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Your cock deserves a montage
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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