he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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