On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
