my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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