dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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