I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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