BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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