so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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