Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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