TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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