Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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