What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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