p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I want to be your penis for a week.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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