And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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