Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Randomize
