I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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