U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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