Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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