Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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