Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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