sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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