i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
