Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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