he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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