The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Houston, we have a blender
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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