I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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