just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
