New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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