I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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