So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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