I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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