lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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