she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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