Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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