Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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