Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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