gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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