love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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