I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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